Facebook Shinanigans!

I DID IT! I'm actually writing about the day when it is still that same day!! :D I may have stayed up past one in the morning doing it, but that wasn't entirely my fault. You see, we noticed that a certain someone *coughNEEKOcough* left his Facebook signed in on Alexis's laptop since last week, and we took advantage. Hilarity and good sport ensued. If Malori doesn't mind, I'll steal her rendition of events:

"Once upon a time Amy, Alexis, Amanda, and Malori were all sitting in their living room, chatting amongst themselves when Amy had a brilliant idea.

"You know what would be fun?" She said with a sly grin, "we should facebook stalk each other." 

And so, they did. There was much laughing and blushing at awkward 9th grade photos discovered in the deep recesses of facebook. After they had all had a good laugh, Amy, being the most mischievous of them all, suggested they delve even deeper and facebook stalk a companion from another realm, Neeko. And so thy did so. Much merriment and laughter was made. Then, Alexis had a wonderful realization. Neeko had accidentally left himself logged in on her computer. This is when the girls hatched their plan to change Neeko's profile picture, and so they did. 

Time went by, the girls nearly forgot their plot until they heard a loud, and seemingly angry knock at the door. They all looked at each other in fear and Malori hopped up to open it. Sure enough, it was Neeko. He barged in and demanded to know who had changed it, then began to tickle-attack Alexis until she divulged the location of her laptop. The others sat, too paralyzed with laughter to intercede. When he had found it he took the laptop and ran away. The girls went on a frantic search for the laptop, but he had hidden himself well. 

Soon a battle of wits began over facebook messaging, where chocolate was suggested as a ransom and also as a token of friendship with the return of the stolen laptop. It was also mentioned that Alexis only liked white chocolate and that Neeko was particularly Anglo-Saxon. When it seemed that no agreement could be found and all hope was at a loss, the girls heard Peter, Neeko's flatmate approaching the door. Finally, a threat was made:

With no other options, Neeko finally surrendered the laptop and Peter was returned to his flatmate. They all lived happily ever after, but only after looking like this most of the night.

The End."

 

Seriously, SO much laughter. :D My cheeks hurt. I might add that we changed his profile picture to one he had already used 3 or 4 times, so it wasn't cruel or anything. Sundays get very punch-drunk around here, because church makes us wake up early and none of us got naps today.

 

What? Yes, of course we're mature adults! What would make you ask such a question?